If there’s one thing I love, it’s a good celebrity love triangle. Of course, by “love” I mean “care minimally about” insofar as it’s shoved in our faces on pretty much every site that covers a modicum of Hollywood “news”. We all know by now that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have been loved up for a while now, but there’s been a slight hitch in things, because it seems as though Orlando might have cheated on Katy with Selena Gomez while in Las Vegas last weekend. Well, at least if the pics are anything to go by.
Here’s TMZ’s rundown:
It went down Saturday night at Light in Mandalay Bay — Selena had the after-party for her Vegas concert there, and sources in the club tell us Orlando was a surprise, late addition to the party … and made a major impression when he got there.
We’re told things got very “touchy feely” quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth.
And here are the corresponding photos they ran with the piece:
Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez — All Over Each Other in Vegas (PHOTOS) https://t.co/y4KiqfmTbY
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 10, 2016
Look, I like Selena Gomez, as much as you can like someone you don’t know and don’t really care about. But she looks like a child – seriously, she looks about 13 at best, even with full makeup. Why Orlando Bloom, who’s a grown ass man (he’s 39, for reference) has interest in her is beyond me. I know she’s not ACTUALLY 13 (she’s 23), but still. WTF?
And sure, things could have been “casual” between them (note that they were previously linked back in 2014, though that was never substantiated), but uh… no. If I was Katy, I’d be fuming. Also, I’d pretty much lose all faith in men given that Russell Brand cheated on her several times, too.
What a mess.