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30 Funniest Celebrity Pet Names

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30 Funniest Celebrity Pet Names

Apple. North. Stormi. We’re well aware by now that celebrities can choose some seriously out-there names for their children. But when it comes to naming pets, celebrities are even wackier. For example: Pets named after food. Or named after popular fantasy stories. Or how about the lifestyle guru who’s named not one but two animals after iron-fisted leaders.Herein, we’ve collected the funniest, wackiest, strangest celebrity pet names of all time. (Alas, we were unable to track down photos of every single pet. In those cases, the shining faces of screen-worthy icons will have to do.) So read on, and try your best not to crack a smile. And for some actually good nomenclature, don’t miss the 30 Best Celebrity Baby Names of All Time.

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2. Tinkerbell

The legendary chihuahua split his 14 years between two homes: Faithfully tucked in Hilton’s purse, or lazing around in a custom, just-for-him, two-story mansion.

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6. Meatball

Fun fact: Meatball starred alongside Sandler in the screwball Satan-themed comedy, Little Nicky (2000). Neither won any accolades.

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7. Nacho

The world-renowned chef named his cat after a dish even the least competent cook (yours truly) can throw together.

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8. Pepper

True, Pepper, just as a name, isn’t funny. But, Rossum’s other two dogs are named Cinnamon and Sugar. (The phrase isn’t “cinnamon, sugar, pepper, and everything nice,” after all…)

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9. Ducky

There’s no proof that actress named her dog after Nintendo’s iconic Duck Hunt. There’s no proof that she didn’t, either.

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11. Bearenstain

The Fall Out Boy heartthrob christened his dog with a play-on-words referring to the Berenstain Bears.

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12. Pablow

The song “Pablow the Blowfish,” from Miley Cyrus & Dead Petz, is dedicated to the blowfish. (Do you get the name, now?)

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13. Eye in the Dark

When Reedus adopted his cat, the house was done up in black floors. As such, the only parts of Eye in the Dark you could see were, well, the eyes.

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17. Sirius Black

Grande let her geek flag fly by naming her dog after a Harry Potter character.

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18. Kenobi

Likewise with Hathaway and her Star Wars-inspired pup.

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19. Olivia Benson

Dun-dun. It turns out the consummate pop star is a huge fan of America’s favorite marathon-worthy show. (That’d be Law & Order: SVU.)

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20. Moke

The LOST and Vampire Diaries star has, at any given time, thanks to an ever-changing troupe of foster animals, up to nine cats. Moke is among the two permanent ones.

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21. Thurman Murman

Yes, the The O.C. star named her dog after a Bad Santa character.

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22. Adamantium

The The Big Bang Theory star named her cat after the metal in Wolverine’s claws because “she has metal inside her.” (The kitten was born without a pectoral muscle.)

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23. Brutus

Parent: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

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24. Maple Sugar

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25. Elton John

Not funny for name, per se, but more for the fact that Beckham and John are dear friends.

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26. Scatter

Allegedly, according to Animal Planet, the King’s chimpanzee used to drink bourbon and lift up women’s skirts. As such, Scatter was confined to a cage for a latter years of his life.

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27. Oprah

The christening was initially meant disrespectfully—the rapper and the national treasure spent six years in a high-profile feud—but, after a reconciliation, took on a new, homage-like light.

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29. Einstein

This pup—like all pups—is the cerebral opposite of his namesake. Sadly, the camera-shy pup passed away last year.

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30. Bruiser Woods

Yes, we’re aware that the true star of Legally Blonde 2 is fictional. Yes, we’re aware that Moonie—the canine actor’s IRL name—could be, to some tastes, a funnier name than Bruiser. Yes, Bruiser, named ironically, in all his cutesy, miniature stature, is among the funniest celebrity pet names of all time. Need more proof? Just check out the 30 Funniest Movie Characters of All Time.To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to sign up for our FREE daily newsletter!

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